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Joke of the Day
"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"
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"I'm not Fred Flintstone... But I can make your bedrock."
"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."
"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"
"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."
"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"
"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"
"what do you call female-to-male sexual reassignment surgery? an addadicktomy"
"What do you find up a clean nose? Finger-prints."