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Joke of the Day

"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."

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