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Joke of the Day

"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."

"men prefer large boobs 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men."

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, ""I'll have a burger and.... a coke."" The waitress says, ""Okay. But, why the long pause?"" The bear says, ""I don't know. I was born with them."""

"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."

"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"Being successful is like getting pregnant.. ..Everyone will come to congratulate you but no one dares to ask how hard and how many times you were fucked."

"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."

"what's the most common name for a Mexican ? manual labor ........"