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Joke of the Day

"A man was molested by an Alien... ...when asked by a local reporter if he had any comment he said, ""It was out of this world."""

"I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision."

"A horse-drawn carriage sounds really romantic until you realize horses can't even hold a pen and the carriage just looks like a scribble."

"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."

"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""

"Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better."

"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""

"Absolute Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard Whether it be racist, sexist, chemistry related, or something else I triple dog dare you to post it."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."