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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."

"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"

"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"Egypt. Palin. Walmart. Facebook. KE$HA. Bieber. Typos. Snow. Zombies. Superpowers. FFs. Your mom. Boom, I just won Twitter."

"Why did the leper crash his car? He left his foot on the accelerator."