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Joke of the Day
"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"
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"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."
"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."
"How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints."
"What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk"