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Joke of the Day
"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"
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"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."
"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"
"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."
"Knock! Knock....."
"Pranking the police A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ""We have absolutely nothing to go on."""
"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "