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Joke of the Day

"Why did the leper crash his car? He left his foot on the accelerator."

"I hate it when I see an inflatable arm-flailing tube man and then I realize that he was actually flailing his arms at someone behind me."

"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."

"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer? A prostitute will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."

"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."

"Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? They ended up at the crowbar."

"Why are gay guys always butthurt? Oh yeah."