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Joke of the Day

"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."

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"I bet Lincoln is looking down like ""dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"""
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."
"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."
"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."
"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."
"Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking."
"Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon."