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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."

"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."

"People that are stoned shouldn't throw glass houses."

"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."

"what did lowes say when home depot kickcked him in the crotch ouch menards (my nards). lolz"

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"

"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !"

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"I'm writing a book on how to be sneaky... ...It's a lurk in progress."