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Joke of the Day

"Never date a chemist, they seduce you with their magnetism, only call you periodically, then one day: Boom! They Argon."

"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone? A Hans free device"

"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."

"I was so bored earlier I made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time."

"Cop- Do you know why I pulled you over? Me- Because I fucked your mom? Cop- Get out of the car! Me- Wait! Don't I get another guess?"

"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"

"Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because... He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house..."

"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."