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Joke of the Day
"I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side."
Next Joke
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."
"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"My doctor diagnosed me with incompetence and constipation... But I really don't give a shit"
"Polynesian Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa...."
"My dad told me this one. Now, I'm not cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one."
"Found another spider in my bedroom, so now I'm on the curb watching my house burn down."