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Joke of the Day

"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens."

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."

"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"I don't pay my taxes... Because I'm smart."

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."