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Joke of the Day

"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."

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"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""
"I asked my friend, ""If you could have any superpower in the world, what would it be?"" He said, ""Cold War Russia."""
"Womans Rights see above"
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."
"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."
"My wife just dropped her keys & said ""What's WRONG with me?"" & I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question."
"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"