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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."
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"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"
"Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal Now the men can finally marry their brothers"
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"
"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"
"I had a bukkake party last night. It was a disaster. Nobody came. Edit: Wow! While I was gone this really...exploded."