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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine asked if I could give her the definition of a double entendre... so I gave it to her."

"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"

"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"

"Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet bowl, high on pot."

"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."

"""Are you there, God? It's me, well, you've probably never heard of me cuz I'm like really underground & shit."" -- Hipster prayer"

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."

"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"

"I met this amazing girl last night but got off on the wrong foot. She wanted it on her left foot. I can't help that I have horrible aim."