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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"

"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"

"*watches an extremely cute guy flirt with an equally cute girl at the gym from the floor above like an old witch on a mountain*"

"I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came."

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"

"r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))"

"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."

"Have you ever smelled molasses? How did you catch the little buggers?"