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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A Dairy Heir."
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"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."
"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."
"RIP is the LOL of dying..."
"Chicago is definitely the windy city. A man in a fur suit and fur hat just asked me if I've been blown today."
"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."
"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."
"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"