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Joke of the Day

"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"

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"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
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"Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions."
"An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ' Lost a sandal dude??, ' asks the barman. ' Nah,found one, ' replies the Aborigen."
"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."
"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice."