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Joke of the Day

"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."

"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."

"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."

"People fear what they don't understand: Change Death 4th grade math word problems"