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Joke of the Day
"What not to do on a first date: ask what gender they are."
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"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."
"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
"What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years? Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know."
"No amount of minority filled commercials can ruin Red Lobster for me."
"My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, ""welcome to idiom club"". Now, let's cut to the chase."
"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."
"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"
"Life is like a box of Chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the first one that had a dream got shot."