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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."
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"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""
"I used to work as a waiter... ...the hours were terrible, but hey, it put food on the table."
"Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius."
"How can you tell when a politician is lying? When their lips move"
"2034. All motivation comes from posters now. People can't even find the strength to poop without seeing italics over a meadow"
"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"
"The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar."
"I relate more to ""Rice, rice, baby"" - because Asian"
"Accidentally left creatine out on the counter overnight and there's a bigass 3"" tall ant in my kitchen calling me bro now... scared to go in"