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Joke of the Day

"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."

"If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it."

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."

"My only talent is sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed."

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"Wait - my gym moved? In 1997?"

"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"