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Joke of the Day
"A morbid joke If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?"
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"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."
"I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup"
"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""
"[after tee ball game] Wife: we brought snacks for the kids. Me: [w/ mouthful of food] we did?!"
"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."
"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."
"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."
"welcome to denny's. don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables"