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Joke of the Day

"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""

"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"

"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"

"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"

"Who laughs the last? The one who you have to explain the joke to."

"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."

"What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door? Triforce"