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Joke of the Day
"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."
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"Why are fruit fetishists never alone? Because they cum in pears."
"Just watched the uncut version of Scarface. Face"
"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"
"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."
"Aw look he's about to say his first words! ""Say dada!"" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*"
"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."
"Me: ""If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty."" Wife: ""Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"""
"What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat? A cat."
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."