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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"
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"How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove."
"Q: What do you feed an invisible cat? A: Evaporated milk."
"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."
"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"
"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."
"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""
"One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes You masturbate? Why you no doctorbate?"
"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""
"wife: I was saving that me [eating bacon] It expires today *wife checks package* *sees I crossed out the date and wrote ""today""*"