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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"
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"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
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"Jack, Dill, James, and Mike were walking down the street. Mike fell down. Can Dill, Jack, or James he"
"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."
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"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"
"What did the prostitute say to her client? ""It's a business doing pleasure with you."""
"Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night."
"Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern."