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Joke of the Day

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"What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld? Oddfeld..."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive"

"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."

"There's no way witnessing the birth of your child is better than seeing your luggage come out first on the baggage carousel."

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."

"If your smartphone is wet.. .. put it into a bottle of rice. The rice will then attract asians who will repair it."

"Babies are like new tattoos They are yours forever, but you should probably hold off posting pictures for a bit until they aren't raw and weird looking anymore."

"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."