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Joke of the Day
"yo momma so fat her shadow engulfs all of manhattan"
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"If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one"
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"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"Want to hear a short joke? A midget walks under a bar."