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Joke of the Day
"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
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"Do teardrop facial tattoos prevent crying? If so, I'm getting a urine stream tattooed down my leg so I'll stop wetting the bed."
"Statistics show.. that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs."
"Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie."
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
"Read at own Risk "
"People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision"
"I would have fucking loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."
"How's your day been? Grape!"
"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"