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Joke of the Day

"How's your day been? Grape!"

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"Q. How would you write do not touch in Braile? A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)"

"Some old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. Turns out pushing the old bitch to the ground was a bad idea."

"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"

"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."

"I'm anti-semantic but I don't know how to say it."

"Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED? It was a black one."

"Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"