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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
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"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"
"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"
"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""
"Alan Rickman lost in the woods, leaving a trail of perfectly pronounced words"
"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car? One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was."
"You're so fake, even China denied they made you."
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"