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"Read at own Risk "
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"What's the world's longest sentence? .... I do."
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"It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door"
"Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet? It had a fear of Cometment"
"Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of."
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"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."