27041

Joke of the Day

"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"

"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""

"Facebook should change its name to Acquaintance Birthday Reminder"

"Have you heard what they say about luck? It could be raining pussy and I'd get slapped in the face with a sweaty dick."

"What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon"

"[interrogation] ""Where were you on the night of the 5th?"" ""Dealing drugs."" ""Louder for the tape?"" [leans in] ""Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."""

"Did you hear the Joke they don't tell retards... No, Oh my bad."

"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters? You'll never de-fetus."

"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."