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"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."
"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"
"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"
"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""
"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."
"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""
"10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said ""Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a prostitute"". I always knew she would suck seed."