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Joke of the Day

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin"

"What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care? ""It's asbestos could be."""

"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."

"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"

"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."

"I just bought condoms. The cashier asked if I needed a bag. I just said ""No, she isn't that ugly"""

"Prison seems to have it all. Free food, free housing, free sex."

"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"