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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cow who gambled on an airplane? The steaks couldn't have been higher."
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"I inherited an Epipen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"
"My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, ""Everyone just eats it."""
"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."
"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."
"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."
"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."
"Pretty sure Tiger is wasting valuable babysitter fucking time with this press conference."