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Joke of the Day
"My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, ""Everyone just eats it."""
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"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."
"Mr. Salad asks Ms. Soup to go on a date. Ms. Soup accepts. ""What should I wear?"" Mr. Salad asks. She replies, ""It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."""
"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic."
"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"
"Have you heard that some bad dogs are running around burning down dog-houses? It's a rash of arfson."
"What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes"
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"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"