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Joke of the Day

"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."

"Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time."

"What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio."

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One; changing a light bulb is a fairly simple task which usually doesn't require assistance."

"Haha no i do not care what people think of me. Why what have u heard tell me everything right now"

"I had an Epiphany while in the strip club... ... but I don't think that was her real name."

"What's Brown & Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."