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Joke of the Day
"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."
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"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."
"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."
"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."
"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"
"What's the clinical name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."
"""doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!"" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee"
"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."