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Joke of the Day

"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."

"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""

"Nice try, Clooney ""wedding."" I know a casino heist when I see one."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The get to the other side"

"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."

"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"

"Jimmy, your composition ""My Dog"" is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? No, sir. It's the same dog."

"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a chair"