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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"
Next Joke
"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"
"Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights."
"What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator"
"[hs reunion] JANE: i'm an engineer TOM: i'm a real estate developer AMY: i'm a lawyer *everyone looks at me* ME: *panics* i'm a hospital"
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"
"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"
"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."