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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
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"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"
"What did the Italian man who was feeling under the weather say when asked if he was attending the office Christmas party? No, I'm a Sikh."
"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"
"A joke told by the mods of this sub. ""Long"""
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"
"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"
"Being inside a car with kids is like being inside a blender with sticky hyenas."
"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."
"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."