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Joke of the Day
"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."
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"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"The Doctor was puzzled ""I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "" ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley I'll come back when you're sober."""
"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"
"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."
"Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."
"Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule"
"Bloody Fords! How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer? They both have broken kaa's."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."