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Joke of the Day
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."
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"How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted? Tigers have stripes."
"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."
"Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes."
"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."
"Some guy yesterday wanted to get all up in my grill... ... So I hit him with my truck."
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."
"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."
"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"