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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
Next Joke
"Ever since I read an article about the danger of smoking I stopped reading."
"Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course."
"The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother."
"If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people."
"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."
"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."
"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."