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Joke of the Day

"Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes."

"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."

"I always cry at weddings (they're wasting so much rice!!)"

"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"

"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."

"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"

"I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year."