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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]"

"Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname? Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks."

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads."

"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"Two competitive silk worms decided to race... ...it ended in a tie."

"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."