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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname? Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"

"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."

"Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing? Because they don't make any cents."

"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"""Don't touch the floor. The floor is the lava"" Pompeii, 79 AD"

"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."