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Joke of the Day

"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."

"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that only ate beans? Human Beans."

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"

"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."

"What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled."

"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."