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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"
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"I put the ""fun"" in dysfunctional. "
"What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana"
"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying ""try again bro."""
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."
"[if my cat tweeted] When ""over 38"" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone."
"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."
"I installed skylights in my home, ...the people that lived above me were furious."