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Joke of the Day

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"

"What was the proudest moment of Bill Clinton's life? When he was given Head Of State"

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"Why can't I pay pay your mom for sex with my credit card? Because there's a minimum charge of 5 dollars."

"(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common? You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it."

"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."

"Frank's Girlfriend Frankfurter walks into his favorite bar holding a curvy Hamburger by the hand. ""Hi guys,"" he says. ""Meet my girlfriend, Patty."""