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Joke of the Day

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"

"What do you call someone who is racist against Asians? Riceist."

"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"

"How will Hillary Clinton keep the economy up? She won't, a secretary will."

"I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'"

"Which race eats the most watermelon? The human race, you racist asshole!"

"I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again..."